I like you just the way I am: stories about me and some other people

Behind every crazy woman, there's an even more batshit mother

Whine kampf

All the best men are either gay, married, or your therapist

I need everyone to love me

Show me your teets

The birthday whore

Hand jobs : The fine art of getting a mani-pedi next to your husband's ex (who hates you)

Chicks before dicks

"You aren't my real father"

One shade of grey

Nobody wants to be your fucking bridesmaid

Botoxic shock syndrome

You were molested

Everyone wants to kill me

The bloody truth about Hollywood.