From the Book - First edition.
A whiter shade of something that didn't taste very nice in the first place
"Mr Lloyd Webber, do you like cats?"
Enter Timothy Miles Bindon Rice
Teenage operas, pop cantatas
Elvis with mellotron and tambourines
"Did Judas Iscariot have God on his side?"
Love changes everything, but...
A bad case of the Edward Woodwards
Driverless juggernauts hurtling down a hill
The long hot summer and the sound of a Paraguayan harp
The song that cleared the dance floors
"This artfully produced monument to human indecency"
Shaddap and take that look off your face
"All the characters must be cats"
Body stockings, leg warmers and meat cleavers
Song and dance, and sleep
"The most obnoxious form of 'music' ever invented"
In another part of the West End forest...
"Let your soul take you where you want to be!".