"Yep: the Merc with a mouth is now the most popular hero in the world. Eat that, Spidey! He's annoying. He's dangerous. He smells terrible. But the public loves him! Unfortunately, with great popularity comes overbearing responsibility, so Wade has called in a little help. You won't believe--or recognize--who he signed up! (Unless you've memorized every volume of the Official Handbook.)..."--Page 4 of cover.

Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade Wilson must battle ninjas, the Yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor.

Having already killed the entire Marvel Universe, the Merc with a mouth takes aim at the most famous characters in classic literature: Moby Dick, Don Quixote, Tom Sawyer, Scrooge, Gulliver, the Three Musketeers, and Sherlock Holmes.

"In their extraordinary lives, Gambit and Rogue have faced nearly every challenge imaginable. But now that the Marvel Universe's hottest couple has tied the knot, how will they cope with married life, X-Men style? By going interstellar! Being tasked with protecting a mysterious package everyone in the galaxy seems to want makes for a pretty bizarre honeymoon, but could anything be worse than Deadpool crashing the party? Yes!"--Back cover, volume 1....