"After trying to earn money for a bicycle by packing pickles at a factory, Sloth and Squirrel decide to sell pickle-pops using pickles that the factory cannot sell." -- from cataloger.

Ice-skater Mina is on a one-track path to Olympic gold and glory—that is, until she totally wipes out at her biggest competition, and is kinda-sorta-kidnapped by undead kids on roller skates. Sucked into the high stakes world of Paranormal Roller Derby, she finds herself "recruited" by a squad of vampires who need a human player to complete their team—just in time to save the league from losing it all. Between learning to play derby well enough...