The Emperor needs necromancers. The Ninth Necromancer needs a swordswoman. Gideon has a sword, some dirty magazines, and no more time for undead nonsense. Brought up by unfriendly, ossifying nuns, ancient retainers, and countless skeletons, Gideon is ready to abandon a life of servitude and an afterlife as a reanimated corpse. She packs up her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines and prepares to launch her daring escape. But her childhood nemesis...

The well known historical novel by Dumas depicting the intrigues of the court of Louis XIII and the adventures of the king's loyal guards the Mousketeers.

In war-torn France, a sinister new battle awaits the Musketeers, as the swashbuckling hit series returns for a thrilling third installment. The royal bodyguards for Louis XllI, Athos, Aramis, Porthos and d'Artagnan are back to combat a dangerous new enemy lurking in the shadows of the city. It's a task that will challenge their allegiances to the crown, throw their personal lives into turmoil and compromise their loyalty to those they love, and to...

Colossus and the Headhunters: Mike, Tom and Crow trash an Italian swords and sandals film. Invasion USA: the guys attack this Cold War drama with the usual arsenal of riffs. High School Big Shot: the guys poke fun at a film about a teen turning to a life of crime. Track of the Moon Beast: the guys make fun of an old monster movie about a mineralogist who transforms nightly into a killer reptile.